|First Appearance:||First Free Arc, Comic 6|
|Occupations:||Marine; Petty Officer|
|Epithet:||"Overly Ecstatic" Marine|
His one and only true love. He values it above all else, even his own life. It is currently unknown what started his incredible alcoholism, but he has said that it was glorious.
He loved his instructor, equal to if not more than alcohol. Unfornuately, his feelings were not returned and he went into a state of depression for several years, becoming sober in that time, since she told him that his addiction to alcohol was the reason she wouldn't give it a try. His skills were greatly reduced without his drunkeness and he began to slack. That's when he returned to his roots, challenging his instructor in a drinking contest. Believing his drinking skills have diminished, she accepted. His love for her having long since vanished, he took advantage of the situation and planned the contest for the night before the graduation ceremony. He won a perfect victory over his instructor, and passed the next day because of her hangover.